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Mog the fork out of your friends' vibe coding

Connect your GitHub. Score your repos. Mog the leaderboard.

# authenticate to claim your rank
# use a command to connect  (stuck? type: help)

or do you need to use the button? (no judgment. ok, some judgment.)

> users_waiting: 5 (yes, really. we just launched.)

> secrets_unlocked: 0 / 0

[ HOW_IT_WORKS ]
> SCORE YOUR REPOS
We analyze your code. See if you're VibeMaxxing or getting mogged.
14 files scanned · 0 tests found · honestly impressive
> BATTLE YOUR FRIENDS
Head-to-head comparisons with AI-generated roasts.
generating_roast... done. (it's brutal.)
> CLIMB THE LEADERBOARD
Global rankings. Fake valuations. Real bragging rights.
TC: $947K/yr (negotiated via vibe coding)
[ HEAD_TO_HEAD ]
> git diff --stat a/todo-app-v47 b/never-tested
--- a/ WINNER
todo-app-v47
@mass_todo_ceo · TS
947
Unicorn Founder · max level
+++ b/ MOGGED
never-tested
@friday_deploy · JS
522
Chaos Engineer · it's over
Δ 425 points, ratio'd. force-pushed to the shadow realm.
category tug-of-waravsb
90 SPEED 55
82 LEAN 34
100 CHAOS 96
92 SHIP 40
60 COPE 88
90 VIBE 44
> ./generate_roast.sh --target=friday_deploy
“friday_deploy shipped never-tested to prod on a Friday at 5pm and hasn't been seen since. 522? Skill issue. mass_todo_ceo wrote 214 lines and became a unicorn. You wrote 15,000 and became a cautionary tale.”
[ LEADERBOARD_PREVIEW ]
a simulation. the real one starts at zero, like your test coverage.
RANKUSERREPOLANGMOGTCTITLE
#1mass_todo_ceotodo-app-v47TS947$947KUnicorn Founder
#2vibecodergirlai-therapistPython891$891KYC Alum (in spirit)
#3rustenjoyerblazingly-fast-nothingRust834$834KSeries A Energy
#4shipit_larrymy-saasGo612$612KAccelerator Reject
#5intern_on_prodoopsJS203$203KPivot Incoming
> 5 rows returned (0.003s): SELECT * FROM delusion ORDER BY mog_score DESC
[ DEAL_FLOW ]
Repos climbing fast, undervalued gems, and the Rust-industrial complex. A preview, the real deal flow starts when you're in.
gpt-wrapper-9000 TS
@prompt_wizard
561 RISING
+142 this week. it's just fetch() with extra steps.
rewrite-in-rust Rust
@blazing_ben
540 RUST BTW
rewrote a 12-line bash script. 4x slower, 100% memory safe.
invisible-repo Ruby
@zero_star_zoe
288 0★ GEM
0 stars · $4.1M valuation. the market hasn't priced it in.
kernel-in-a-weekend Rust
@gigachad_dev
318 RUST BTW
0★ · 12 crates deep · does not compile yet (it never will).
no-deploy-yet Kotlin
@works_on_mine
390 0★ GEM
works on his machine. ships never. seed round imminent.
ai-therapist Python
@vibecodergirl
891 RISING
+96 this week. it just says 'have you tried rewriting it in rust?'